Fortune cooky of today

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/ Q: How many supply-siders does it take \
| to change a light bulb? A: None. The   |
| darkness will cause the light bulb to  |
\ change by itself.                      /
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       |o_o |
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      //   \ \
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    /'\_   _/`\
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