Fortune cooky of today

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/ Best of all is never to have been born. \
\ Second best is to die soon.             /
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   \
    \
        .--.
       |o_o |
       |:_/ |
      //   \ \
     (|     | )
    /'\_   _/`\
    \___)=(___/

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