Fortune cooky of today

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/ The secret source of humor is not joy \
| but sorrow; there is no humor in      |
| Heaven.                               |
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\ -- Mark Twain                         /
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        .--.
       |o_o |
       |:_/ |
      //   \ \
     (|     | )
    /'\_   _/`\
    \___)=(___/

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