Fortune cooky of today

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/ You never know how many friends you \
| have until you rent a house on the  |
\ beach.                              /
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        .--.
       |o_o |
       |:_/ |
      //   \ \
     (|     | )
    /'\_   _/`\
    \___)=(___/

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