Fortune cooky of today

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/ You are so boring that when I see you \
\ my feet go to sleep.                  /
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   \
    \
        .--.
       |o_o |
       |:_/ |
      //   \ \
     (|     | )
    /'\_   _/`\
    \___)=(___/

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