Fortune cooky of today

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/ You may my glories and my state        \
| dispose, But not my griefs; still am I |
| king of those.                         |
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\ -- William Shakespeare, "Richard II"   /
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        .--.
       |o_o |
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      //   \ \
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    /'\_   _/`\
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