Fortune cooky of today

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/ Whoever has lived long enough to find   \
| out what life is, knows how deep a debt |
| of gratitude we owe to Adam, the first  |
| great benefactor of our race. He        |
| brought death into the world.           |
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| -- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's     |
\ Calendar"                               /
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       |o_o |
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