Fortune cooky of today

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/ Q: Why do the police always travel in  \
| threes? A: One to do the reading, one  |
| to do the writing, and the other keeps |
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\ an eye on the two intellectuals.       /
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       |o_o |
       |:_/ |
      //   \ \
     (|     | )
    /'\_   _/`\
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