Fortune cooky of today

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/ In Marseilles they make half the toilet \
| soap we consume in America, but the     |
| Marseillaise only have a vague          |
| theoretical idea of its use, which they |
| have obtained from books of travel.     |
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\ -- Mark Twain                           /
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         \   !oYo!
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               Cowth Vader

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