Fortune cooky of today

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/ Q: How does the Polish Constitution    \
| differ from the American? A: Under the |
| Polish Constitution citizens are       |
| guaranteed freedom of                  |
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| speech, but under the United States    |
| constitution they are                  |
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| guaranteed freedom after speech.       |
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\ -- being told in Poland, 1987          /
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